Moldy meat curtains

Old pussy been torn up

That old lady had moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017

i’ll hang your curtains

to make a sexual suggestion that you want to sleep with someone

wanna come over later?

to do what?
i’ll hang your curtains

what’s that

we can get freaky

by stewie nipple May 5, 2024

sloppy beef curtains

Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.

M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"

Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"

by DudeBroKowski November 30, 2024

Theo has curtains

Theo has curtains is a name for someone called theo who is into martial arts and is a complete bad ass “say for example hes called theo curtains” your friend would say

YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does

Person one: theo has curtains bro
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies

by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024

Behind the curtains

When a thing is undisputedly true but something else that’s new is running the show

Behind the curtains: People call cigarettes is a cancer stick but hookah is cool

by TheRealiest1000 February 24, 2026

curtianious

something with alot of detail.

Your room is very curtianious.

by beastie boy May 27, 2009

Curtians

1) Fabric hung from rods to block out the sun.
2) A terrible hair style choice consisting of short hair and a middle parting.
3) An iconic character from the BBC series 'This country'.

Person A: I can't believe you got curtians
Person B: I KNOw! I really hate my hair dresser!

by EclecticMess January 2, 2018