cookie cruncher

When a Person's foot comes into sharp contact with the female genitals.

"spread yer legs catriona! prepare to get a cookie cruncher mutha farmer!!!!"

by Hayleyisthesex July 13, 2006

Cap'n Crunch

Another name for a Screaming Seagull, this is a sexual move in which 2 people have sex on the beach, and the male sticks his penis in the sand and proceeds to have sex with the girl. The result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a crunching noise inside the vagina, hence the name.

We were doing it on the beach, and I decided to get kinky and give her a cap'n crunch. She screamed louder than she did in bloody anal sex.

by Jizzle Lizzle May 13, 2005

crunching

To get crunked around lunch time

theres a rough crunching seshion going down at fuell's....bbq with a side of keg stands.

by fuell December 28, 2005

crunchy

keeping one's cool in the most trying of times. Etymology: cap'n crunch, the cereal which stays crunchy in milk; it keeps shit mad real. hence, when an individual does not life to get the best of him/her, that person is staying crunchy.

"how you doin today?"
"stayin' crunchy."

by grantaclause December 17, 2007

crunchy

of high quality; excellent

I think Kim is gorgeous and nice. Crunchy for sure!

by wescoe23 June 24, 2008

cruncher

Hypothetical device they have at the post office to mangle your mail with.

Man! They must have sent this through the cruncher like twice!

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

crunch

originated in central New Jersey

(v). to cuddle, extra hard

can also be used in the gerund form "crunching"

Will you crunch with me tonight?! I want to crunch!

by theshmans June 11, 2011