Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian who is trying to be fem but can't quite get it together. She's maybe wearing mascara and a little blush, and definitely closed toed Keens, but she's not yet a lipstick lesbian.

Shoshanna used to be butch but now she's a Chapstick Lesbian - I think she's even wearing concealer!

by Travizzle May 31, 2014

crapsicle

the man's penis after anal sex. It most regularly appears on an anal slob.

"Man! My dick was like a crapsicle after last night with Liz!"

by Sasha H. May 30, 2005

chapstick

someone smug and condescending from the suburbs or chicago

yo that fuckin chapstick dont belong in the dirty jerz

by billllll June 25, 2006

caps

1. short for Capital letters.
2. the Caps Lock key/what happens when you hold down shift and type.

1. Every Word In This Sentence Begins With A Capital Letter.
2. ARGH I AM NAGRY PH34R MY CAPS!!!

by TheMouse December 11, 2004

caps

parents or guardian or the ppl who take care of u

my caps wont let me go to my friends new nite club

by Alphadognessa January 16, 2008

crapscrabble

1. The act of defecation accompanied by a romping round of Scrabble.

"Dude, you up for a game of crapscrabble?"
"All right, but we're not sharing toilets again."

by roy corso February 17, 2006

fan-crapstic

When a person thinks that they are doing something fantastically well and the end result is just the opposite.

"I thought I was doing something fantastic but it actually was fan-crapstic"

by Eddie III October 28, 2009