Covid kid

Anyone between the age of 4-12 years old who experienced the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic

The year is 2038.

Jimmy who is 9 years old asks his father. "Were you a Covid kid dad?"

by DeadBread September 12, 2020

Covid day

When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact

I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021

COVID Time

The time distortion in your memory because of the disruption and stress caused by the pandemic.

The Beirut explosion happened a month ago? It was a month in real time, and a week in COVID Time.

by airsafe September 4, 2020

Covid-19

Something wussies have to make excuses to get out of doing something.

Jeffery: "Sorry, I cannot come to the party today. I got Covid-19."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."

by Tender Chicken January 11, 2022

Covid

The reason 2020-2021 was awful

Friend: I hate 2020

Me: must be because of Covid

by Skull3398 March 18, 2022

Covid-🏴 ☠️

When pirates or sea thieves have been kept busy figuring out how to take advantage of the surge in cargo ships passing by their coastal lands to raid and rob them during the coronavirus pandemic.

Thanks to Covid-🏴 ☠️, Somali marauders have had a boon time attacking a number of ships this year in spite of the economic pains brought about by Covid-19 at home—they sell their loot to buy food to survive the pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 13, 2020

COVID-9999

Why the COVID-19 pandemic will never go away.

The COVID-19 pandemic will never go away because it turned into the COVID-9999 pandemic.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 16, 2021