jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.

Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper

by lolsatjordancooper December 11, 2011

Cooper

Cooper is lit the best person in the world, he is so so loyal, nice, handsome and every word you could think of, if he lets you down trust me he will be mortified and make things right, he may make mean jokes, but always comforts you to make sure yk it isn’t the truth, if u r ever upset he is there for you and will give u a great hug, he loves his animals and his family. You could never ask for a greater friend, never let go of Coopet

OMG ITS COOPER!!!!

by charliidory<3 October 6, 2022

Trooper Cooper

The most unfunny, un-dope, uncool, and un-sexy person there is. Usually a person who plays guitar and is 4’11.

Friend: “Man, did you see Trooper Cooper the other day? He was looking rough”
Me: “Yea, but when does he not!”

by nottroopercooper January 9, 2022

cooper

a pooper

hey look its cooper pooper

by that divine lights bitch February 18, 2022

Cooper

When you come down with a bad case of little bitchitis and can’t work.

“Hey boss, I can’t come in today, I think I’ve caught cooper”.

by Iratecheese February 9, 2021

Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.

Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023

Cooper

Cooper is a mean person who loves to have lots of girlfriends and likes to make fun of people and he is just a tariffing person and he is so ugly and weird. Do not trust a Cooper at all!!!.

Hey Cooper you are a tariffing person!

by Ihatallcoopers April 21, 2021