by lolsatjordancooper December 11, 2011

Cooper is lit the best person in the world, he is so so loyal, nice, handsome and every word you could think of, if he lets you down trust me he will be mortified and make things right, he may make mean jokes, but always comforts you to make sure yk it isn’t the truth, if u r ever upset he is there for you and will give u a great hug, he loves his animals and his family. You could never ask for a greater friend, never let go of Coopet
OMG ITS COOPER!!!!
by charliidory<3 October 6, 2022

The most unfunny, un-dope, uncool, and un-sexy person there is. Usually a person who plays guitar and is 4’11.
Friend: “Man, did you see Trooper Cooper the other day? He was looking rough”
Me: “Yea, but when does he not!”
Me: “Yea, but when does he not!”
by nottroopercooper January 9, 2022

by Iratecheese February 9, 2021

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023

Cooper is a mean person who loves to have lots of girlfriends and likes to make fun of people and he is just a tariffing person and he is so ugly and weird. Do not trust a Cooper at all!!!.
by Ihatallcoopers April 21, 2021
