comlsum

The UCS screen that shows information on the account such as rate discounts, annual premium, commission, and collateral. This screen also shows lines of authority for the region, service center and agent.

Yo man, update that comlsum screen so I can check it out while I'm grubbin on these scrimps!

by suretyman August 6, 2003

commando grandma

A Commando grandma is one that teaches her grandchildren how to help out there mom and dad by teaching them how to do easy household chores like dishes etc. Therefore she is often viewed as a commando grandma working to get things done, especially with young kids, while they learn as they work.

Colin wiped the inside of the microwave out while his sisters did the dishes together, they had a blast ...........while commando grandma teached them.

by Cransdell December 13, 2006

Cut Lunch Commando

A certain individual that has a thing for one night stands with girls/guys in relationships.

Guy1: "Hey, doesn't Stacey have a boyfriend..?"
Guy2: "Yeah, why?"
Guy1: "You were making out with her in the corner for like 2 hours. You're such a Cut Lunch Commando."
Guy2: "Heh. Yeah."

by Envyeff June 15, 2010

Total Commando

Total commando means something is really manly or amazing.
It's like saying "intense" or "epic"

Whoa that giant robot over there is so total commando!

Johnny: I can break this rock with my face. Really.
Steve: total commando.
Johnny: yeah I'm pretty cool...

by awsometastic12 July 24, 2011

Commander in Chief

When you bang a girl while smoking a blunt, and railing her from top. While you're "cheefing," you're commanding the position on top of her.

"Yo, i was so horny, but wanted to cheef....so I propositioned the 'commander in chief' and she was totally into it."
"Right on!"

by Dylan, Andy February 6, 2010

oxford comma

an oxford comma is a small curly-que of a turd squeezed out onto your dick when you are fucking a girl doggy-style.

so i was fucking your sister last night and when she came she gave me an oxford comma.

by magnitogorsk May 2, 2010

13th royal commandos

Backstabbing bunch of noobs who couldnt fight there way out of a wet paper bag. Should all be kicked in the bollocks and fed to the pigs
Wankers!

retards noobs cunts indescribably annoying bunch of pricks

by Blah November 20, 2004