Backup College

Backup College is a well-known school located in Chestnut Hill, MA. It is more commonly known as Boston College.

I got into BC, but I turned it down for Notre Dame.

Student 1: Hey, I need a good safety school in case Notre Dame, Georgetown, Villanova, and Fordham reject me. What's a good one?
Student 2: Have you looked into Backup College in Massachusetts?

by OyWithThePuddles August 2, 2008

McMurtry College

The best college at Rice University by far. Our building pwns, as does our food. MUUURT!

McMurtry! What? McMurtry! Fuck yeah! McMurtry College FTW.

by Murt14 April 12, 2011

community college

A place where you can get college credit for less money and then transfer over to a real college after you complete a bunch of required courses and then you get your degree.

Dumbass: "Pshh, community college is for dumb people, I go to a state school"

Smart Community College Student: "I'm getting the same credit for way less money, good luck with all that extra owed money on loans dipshit."

by tony acuna's mom February 26, 2008

electoral college

The worthless piece of crap system that elected our current old white rich guy.

The electoral college is the most worthless piece of shit I have ever seen in my life! Look who it elected!

by JesusIsMyDaddy January 30, 2017

portadown college

A crap school in Northern Ireland that thinks it's something great when in fact it is a dirty hellhole.

Those teachers from Portadown College are pathetic excuses for human beings.

Portadown College has a great rugby team! LOLROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Students of Portadown College are shallow and consider 'having a life' to be getting drunk at the weekends in crappy bars that serve people underage.

by The Lobbster July 25, 2004

Babson College

Unheady school filled with rich kids. teh lame

lets go to babson college and act like a doosh with the other babson doosh bags

by dr. hetty May 2, 2006

Lehman College

A College that is totally Dildo's and is backwards retarted, they'll tell you that you need to take such and such a course and when you go to register you need fucking permission...what kinda bullshit is that?

Dude 1 : i was trying to register for classes and i got fucked because i didnt have permission for something they told me i needed....

Dude 2 : wow, lehman college is totally DILDO'S!

by The Stack Attack August 4, 2009