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Cock-La'Va

When your girlfriend eats a dominos chocolate lava cake off your penis
May I interest any of you ladies in a cock-la'va?
by Ray-Charles March 16, 2021
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oh cock

An expression from the TV-series "Top Gear", more specifically from one of the hosts, James May.

Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"
"Oh cock"

"Oh cock moment with the boys"
by fbhajvfghajvewhj bnka June 24, 2019
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cock honkey

a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter
did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey
by rape kits anonmyous October 21, 2010
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Cock Twaddle

Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.
That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.
by EliteNerds June 5, 2018
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Cock Climber

1. An individual who has surpassed merely swinging off my nuts and is so exaggeratedly kissing ass they are disdained.
2. A homosexual male.
1. That Cock Climber won't shut up about how great the bosses' plan is.
2. If he wants to be a Cock Climber that is his business, it is ludicrous to suggest government try and control the private consensual acts of adults.
by Josh McVey August 27, 2008
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Lock And Cock

The Lock And Cock is a sexual action preformed as follows. Stick the tip in and lock making it the lock portion, start jerkin' it and when you get close to finishing make a beeping noise like a lock on missile then say the words "target acquired" as you send it balls deep and let er rip and that is the cock portion of the Lock And Cock maneuver.
"Damn bro she's paralyzed after the lock and cock"
by FMJ Javelin April 13, 2021
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cock-throttle

Someone that is consistantly on an endevour to go hard at being a wanker in all aspects of life.
"My gosh Ian is being a cock-throttle right now, I sure wish he would get his hand off it."
by 0xford May 23, 2016
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