church

the place everyone should want to be. pray that the pastor can give you the key to worship god when you feel that god abandoned you because he didnt give you that wedding or car that you wish you had

despite what you saw on instagram

i love church because i never realized the prayer chapel

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Church organ

A wind powered instrument that causes cancer

A: i heard Jade is now cancer free!
B: thats great! i hope she never goes near a Church organ again.

by Ghost0mega_is_gay_for_solkrieg April 13, 2023

church of jeet kune do

The Fandom of Jeet Kune Do.

"If I say anything bad about it I would be excommunicated from The Church of Jeet Kune Do" - Ramsey Dewey.

by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023

The Church of Bruce Lee

The Fandom of Bruce Lee.

"If I say Bruce Lee wasn't an invincible Demi-God, I would be excommunicated from The Church of Bruce Lee" - Ramsey Dewey.

by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023

The Church of Brett

The church of Brett of a cult where a bunch of year 12 students come together to play the hated game, golf with Brett Hudson

Quick we have a meeting with the Church of Brett at 2.15 pm Friday

by IamJole22 May 1, 2023

church cervixes

What are available at da chapel's erectory as an after-sermon incentive for cranky hot-in-da-crotch teenage boys to attend said boring hypocritical speeches.

Clergy may actually have to resort to offering church CERVIXES to get da community's youths to come to the church SERVICES, if merely serving "ice cream sunday" portions fails to attract them.

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.

If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.

by QuacksO January 30, 2023