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dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*
by asschins12 July 20, 2023
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Cunt Chorus

In British pub and restaurant culture when a server drops a plate or a glass, a Cunt Chorus is when some of the restaurant customers jeer or mock them loudly with the intention of making the server feel bad. This is more prevalent in poorer areas.
"Why did the waitress go home early?"

"She dropped a plate, and the Cunt Chorus made her cry."
by White Wine and Fine September 10, 2023
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Food Chord

Hey that skittles pack is such a good food chord
by Skulltheskull May 7, 2024
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coral chorus

A Fortnite lobby music track that in 2024 my school wouldn't shut the hell up about
Owen: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Ashley: "Stop screaming!"

Owen: "Stop, I'm just singing coral chorus"
by zaqwes November 24, 2024
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Octave Chord

Like a power chord, except you're missing out a string. They give a fuller sound than a power chord. They're commonly used by bands such as Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Falling In Reverse and Avenged Sevenfold
Octave Chords are the best chords.
by UltimateDoge January 2, 2025
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Bite Choreography

Planning your last bite of a multi-food meal a few moves ahead of time, so your last bite gives your meal a satisfying finale.
Our holiday meal was so delicious, I planned a little bite choreography toward the end so my palate got to savor my most favorite food for the finale of my meal.
by Reverend_Dude August 30, 2025
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spinal chord

A chord that hits your ears after it travels through your spine and into your brain
This was a good spinal chord I just played on the piano. Isn’t that nice?
by bluestinger66 January 16, 2026
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