lawn chimpanzee

Same as porch monkey or yard ape. Depends on the size of the chain and the dick

Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.

by kinghiroichi1 June 22, 2024

pickle chomper

a person who eats pickles
nigga you zesty as hell >:

that guy is a pickle chomper because he eats pickles ;

by DVTO July 8, 2024

American Champagne

An oxymoron.

Champagne can only come from France, in the region of Champagne.

Somebody tell Donald Trump that there's no such thing as American Champagne businesses.

by Txorromorro March 15, 2025

Bryce Champagne

Someone who is very cool, smart, attractive, and sexy. He's packing a good 18 inches. He's highly talented and is the closest thing to the second coming of Jesus Christ.

"Man, I hope my son becomes a real Bryce Champagne"

by George_Floyd6000 February 13, 2026

Brass Chimpanzee

A drink modeled after the colloquially popular ‘brass monkey’ containining any light-colored beer and powdered Tang. For best results, drink the foaming head as you finish the pour.

Just one small step for man.

« I drink Brass Chimpanzee and I rock well »

by PonytailJones June 24, 2025

Brass Chimpanzee

A drink modeled after the colloquially popular ‘brass monkey’ containining any light-colored beer and powdered Tang. For best results, drink the foaming head as you finish the pour.

Just one small step for man.

« I drink Brass Chimpanzee and I rock well »

by PonytailJones June 24, 2025

Alabama champagne waterfall

It's when you line a grandmother up with her daughter under her and the granddaughter under the mom and pour champagne into her pussy and let it run down the daughter and drink it out of the granddaughter pussy

Oh my God were you there the other day when Becky and her mom and grandmother did in Alabama champagne waterfall. It was so fucking hot

by Stabby knives July 5, 2025