A household name in the heart of the tri-valley. The trio consist of tcan 5.9 / jj parker and C bands. Cannon name trio was set in stone due to erratic behavior in the community. From fighting, drugs, stealing and its biggest blow up in the car and truck community. From building numerous e36, e46’s and straight buckets, they traded up there way to not only one but two ctsv v2’s. There experience didnt end there when c bands stumbled upon a laramie 4g cummins that blew the truck game away. Not short of second is tcan 5.9 compound turbo 2nd gen pushing 700 whp with a good ratchet shifter to push it to the limit. Last but not least the head honcho JJ parker who led a record breaking trade up from a chimmy e46 all the way up to a ctsv1 and a 4g G56 cummins that turned heads around the community. JJ parker unfortunately blew up the g56 that had $7k in head work but immediately came back and 5.9 swapped it as it currently sits in Truckee, CA. The numbers of cars owned ans operated between the 3 if all were kept would exceed $300k easily. This trio would go on to shock the car and truck world when C bands and tcan 5.9 with matching v2’s at only 17. Anywho who stumbles upon them on the road never wants the smoke cause once they see the “cannon built” sticker, you’re gettin cooked.
Cannon Built? Those kids are crazy, idk anybody who hasnt heard of them. They got the trickest whips! C bands ctsv pushes 1300 HP!
by mchheng6.6 December 15, 2023
Kid just starting puberty: If I have a little cannon big wheels when I’m older i’m gonna commit seppuku.
by AsherRabbit February 11, 2025
by IPreeler January 12, 2021
Tom: Hey Fred, want to go grab a bite to eat?
Fred: I wish I could, but I just lit the creatine cannon an hour ago and it won't stop firing
Fred: I wish I could, but I just lit the creatine cannon an hour ago and it won't stop firing
by SGTMurph94 May 14, 2021
best cannon in the whole of fortnite and everyone should use it because he is chill and likes it up there if you know what i mean ;)
by Did you forget...who Ι am? December 24, 2024
That indescribable moment when you’re at the onset of an episode of explosive diarrhea. The moment you squat over the toilet seat and begin to drop your pants, there isn’t a second to hold the eruption back any longer. Before your pants are fully down and before you’ve fully sat down the explosion begins and you fire away at the bowl beneath you whilst trying your hardest NOT to miss. Once you’ve completely seated yourself the explosions continue and you get a feeling of relief knowing you just missed making a complete mess of yourself and the bathroom.
I wasn’t sure I’d get to the toilet on time and as I began to squat and drop my pants, cannon falls commenced and I sat in relief knowing I just missed soiling myself.
by max nova April 25, 2022
Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.
Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "
"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
by ECHOROCK November 17, 2023