Cancers Brother

Jake Paul’s Older Brother Logan Paul

Me:Who Is Worse Cancer Or Cancers Brother
Friend:Cancers Brother

by WhoIsJJ July 25, 2019

Funny Cancer

Funny Cancer is a large group of diseases that can start in almost any organ or tissue of the body when abnormal cells grow uncontrollably, go beyond their usual boundaries to invade adjoining parts of the body and/or spread to other organs - but funny

My aunt died of Funny Cancer - A really funny person

by Yezi Ou May 23, 2024

Cancer

Cancer: a excuse not to go to school or to skip school.

Haytam: I can't go to school today I have cancer

Sam: wtf that's just a excuse not to go to schol

by Hentai-gamer August 5, 2019

Cancer

TikTok

Girl: I have TikTok
Friend: You mean Cancer

by Spider Donkey April 7, 2020

Ball cancer

Testicular cancer.. that’s all.

Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks

by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021

cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014

Cancer

Something that can go kill itself

Person 1: "My mum has stage 3 liver cancer"

Person 2: "Fuck cancer"

by Pussy Licker 69420 July 27, 2023