Canada's History

When two men dressed as lumberjacks shave each other's pubes and glue them to each other's faces before French kissing for 45 minutes. An adult beaver must be watching and thumping its tail against a pile of logs, and both men must drizzle maple syrup over their genitalia once the kissing as completed.

Matt and Mike try to do Canada's History at least once a month. They love each other so much.

by ColbertMD February 4, 2010

Canada's History

a method of manufacturing Canadian bacon

the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.

Canadian bacon is made using Canada's history.

by C Nation February 5, 2010

Canada's history

a fetish populirized by jeopordy's host Albert Trebek. to perform, one must make a go through hole in the Stanley's cup and use it as afunnel to try to insert the moose antlers into whatever orifice it was agreed upon by the lovers. all while using only mapple syrup as lubricant

paul: hey mike, how it go last night?

mike: o man we did canada's history!!

paul: really?!

mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history

by tayson 88 February 5, 2010

Canada's history

One part two girls, one cup
One part donkey punch
One part dirty sanchez
One part tossed salad
A soupcon of cleveland steamer
And a pair of rimless glasses

John Edwards's sex tape is so Canada's history they're showing it at Epcot.

by colbertnationalist February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Taking a dump someone's chest and pouring maple syrup over it.

You did what? Yeah, Canada's History... all over her chest.

by SeriousCarl February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When you have a beaver slap you in the face with his tail after he takes a shit in your mouth.

I learned a little bit of Canada's History last night.

by Colberts Lover February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of pouring maple syrup into the Stanley cup, dipping moose antlers into the syrup and then trying to fit the moose antlers into any and every orifice humanly conceivable.

Sean Hannity partakes in Canada's History whenever and wherever he craves maple syrup.

by Aerophagia February 5, 2010