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canada's history 

a metaphor or simile to describe incredibally bad sex.

ex. Mark was so bad last night, it was like getting read canada's history.

ex.

girl 1: Mark recited canada's history to me last night.
girl 2: It was that bad?
girl 1: Yep.

canada's history by im_cool_not February 4, 2010