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Russian PC cooling

when instead of coolant in your water cooled PC you put vodka in it
Bob: I love water cooled PC's
Jim: I have one
Bob: Me to. where do you get you coolant from.
Jim: I don't use coolant, I do Russian PC cooling
by Lennon8tor December 14, 2019
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A house-cooling party

It's the reverse of a house-warming party. When you organize a party with your bros for the last time in your place.
Max is moving out of the abode ... Should we do a house-cooling party?
Sure bro, great idea!
by Phuture666 January 18, 2020
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Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass
Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.
by williedoitnow August 10, 2022
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Aleksander Cum Cocking

Aleksander Cum Cocking is a sexual move where a man inserts his dick into the mouth of a femboy, once the man cums, the femboy spits out the cum onto the cock until it turns wrinkly(like fingers after swimming). After, the man usually takes his semi-dry, dirty nut and shoves it up his rectum to be eaten by the femboy.
Aleksander Cum Cocking could really make me feel better at the moment
by 67er December 28, 2025
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Emergency Finger Corking

A high-stakes, deeply human moment when an urgent bodily situation forces an immediate, improvised solution to avoid catastrophe.
The name captures the panic, ingenuity, and split-second decision-making required to hold the line until relief is secured.

Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal
• Being trapped in traffic, a meeting, or a checkout line
Overconfidence after questionable food choices

How to perfect this method:
• Preparation: Know restroom locations wherever you go
• Mindset: Stay calm — panic speeds failure
• Execution: Commit fully and do not second-guess
• Aftercare: Immediate bathroom access, cleanup, and a moment of silence
Examples in use:
1. “I was two steps from disaster — had to deploy Emergency finger corking to survive.”
2. “That wasn’t bravery, that was pure Emergency finger corking under pressure.”
3. “Traffic taught me a lesson today: never underestimate the need for Emergency finger corking.”
by EthanolLancx January 8, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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