Condoms

Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.
Kids use Condoms before having sex, Make sure you check it and its still good to use.
by Call_me_daddyy March 12, 2019
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The rubber glove a man uses to cover his penis when he has sex with a partner. Mostly because he doesn't want kids or because he is cheating.
Nick used a condom to cover his penis after having sex with a bitch he was cheating with
by LETTMEEATYOURPUSSYBITCH October 16, 2017
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Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?

Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!

Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.
by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019
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Use a goddamn rubber for your dick to enjoy a night with a hoe
Hoe: Aughhh HARDER DADDY *MOANS"
BABY PLZ FASTER, DONT STOP * MOANS LOUDLY"
Condom
by Pullout_thelongstickforhoes December 27, 2022
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Shit my condom lemme go get it real quick then we'll make sex with no mistakes~
by uhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuuuuhuhuhuhuhuh December 02, 2023
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Condom, cockcoozie, kidnapper what ever your you call them your parents wished they used them.
I forgot to use a condom when i banged your mom last night so say hi to your sister for me
by Nexus the memer May 09, 2022
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Something that your parents forgot to use
Person 1 : “ fuck you ! “
Person 2 : “ your parents don’t want you ! Too bad the condom fucking snapped ! “
by Kamari 🎀 June 04, 2024
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