confused screaming

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

convenience fee

A fee added on top of the original fee due to the ease of payment.

"We noticed it was too easy for you to give us your money, so naturally, we'll need you to give us more. Therefore, you have been assessed a "convenience fee".

by Fred Sampson May 21, 2018

Magic Conch Shell

One does not simply define the Magic Conch Shell. It defines you.

Magic Conch Shell, can I define you?
-No.

by CameronBri April 30, 2014

post concert depression

the feeling of ultimate sadness of going to a concert and not knowing what to do with yourself after because life feels so empty when ur not looking forward to that consent

“why’s ariella so sad”

“bro u didn’t heard? she went to a harry styles concert last night and she’s having really bad post concert depression”
“o shit”

by a r i e l l a 😌💞🤑🥶 December 14, 2019

Pussy concussion

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.

*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021

Brainrot Content

Brainrot Content refers to the various "short" type-videos (typically a YouTube short, a TikTok, an Instagram reel etc.) that swarm Social Media feeds. It's very easy to get sucked in and watch one short after another without even noticing. This lack of stimulation (or more correctly, EMPTY stimulation) "rots" the brain because of its self-repetition and low quality.

Guy 1: "Hey man, Sorry I couldn't come to the party, I scrolled through youtube shorts and forgot."
Guy 2: "What the fuck man! Don't watch that, that's brainrot content!"

by GuyGG January 29, 2023

untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

by Telephony May 4, 2013