Pink cigar

Another name for the male reproductive organ - the penis.

Butt out the pink cigar in the ashtray of love.

by Dazza Vich December 22, 2018

immortal cigan

immortal cigan is a guy that's friends with a simp.
he's also immortal. and funny (sometimes).
watches dhar mann daily 🥶

me: fortnite sucks🤢🤢, minecraft 4eva😈😈
immortal cigan: de ba kidalo šuti no simp september 4eva

by beepbeepsprettywaterbottle September 3, 2021

nails cigarettes

The only truth in advertising tobacco company. if you really didn't notice it in almost EVERY FRICKIN Kevin Smith movie then here is you wake up call. Nails Cigarettes are unfiltered, untolerable by right wing america, and you are unlikely to survive more than ten minutes while smoking them. have fun. oh and...

... got nails? Yeah? good... i only put this here because "Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words."

by Quick Stop Clerk May 16, 2005

cigarettes

A drug containing nicotine and tobacco, leading cancer to the lungs and therefore spreading throughout the body. Also known as cancer sticks. Not as powerful as a ciger

"Jackie, you gotta stop smoking cigarettes."

by Aeon_King April 27, 2006

Cigarette

A cancer-giving device that has a long, cylindrical shaft, which you wrap your lips around and suck on. A penis generally has a long, cylindrical shaft as well. Interesting...

Male smokers are homosexuals in disquise. Quit smoking cigarettes, you become the fag that you are smoking.

by xXdarksliderXx October 10, 2005

Ciggie Niggie

Someone who can consume vast amount of ciggaretts while intoxicated.

Ciggie Niggie: Yo! Check this shit out. I'mma drag the whole thing yo!
Govi: Safe!!!

by Respect_666 November 17, 2006

cigarette spazz

Condition where someone tries to quit smoking "cold turkey" but suffers from cigarette withdrawal and will do just about anything to get their hands on another one.

Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.

Smoker 1: Yo, let me get a cigarette off you...I need one BAD! I haven't had a smoke in, like, 2 days.

Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....

Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!

Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!

by Steven-O January 11, 2010