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Gang Candy

Generic candy, usually caramel peanut turtles, thin mints, etc. that a young kid sells you under the pretext of raising money for his band but is really being peddled by a gang, using the kid as a shill.

This is never high-quality candy and has usually been sitting in a warehouse for some extended period of time.
Dear Abby, is it okay to re-gift the gang candy I bought the other day?

I got stopped at the top of the Metro the other day and ended up buying two boxes of gang candy. FML.
by LoganCircle January 4, 2010
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Life Candy

Derived from Eye Candy ( a guy who is good for nothing else but is extremely attractive so is a lot of fun to just stare at.)

Life Candy is when a guy not only is incredibly attractive to the point where any girl would jump him if only they were asked, he is also charming, very intelligent and an altogether nice person.

The only problem with someone who is referred to as Life Candy is that they generally know that this is what they are and therefore have incredibly high standards.

They also usually have a high number of bimbo followers who make it even harder to get their attention.

Synonyms: Prince-Charming, Perfection
Antonyms: Douche-bags, Assholes, Ugly People, People who cannot spell.
an Example of Life Candy is Prince Charming from every Fairy Tale girls were read as children.
by annabellerain April 24, 2011
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Candy Dish

Consist of pills, marijuana, coke, ecstasy, lsd, shrooms, all layed out on a plate.
I got that candy dish if you wanna taste.
by Krizztyle May 21, 2010
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cotton candied

When you get cotton candy syrup on you from syrup pump.
I cotton candied myself at work today
by mandaxbutt February 2, 2009
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Chinese Candy

Pulling your extra sack skin and pinching it with your index finger and thumb and letting the excess hang over.
Mitchell:"Hungry for some Chinese candy?"
Dominic: "That's gross dude!"
by Garrettmftw February 6, 2014
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leg candy

someone with whom you sleep and while in sleep cross his/her leg(s) with yours.
Husbands and wives are often leg candy.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 July 5, 2014
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Pain is Candy

The mindset of sucking it up and pushing through the pain. To suffer in silence or with a smile on your face. Never showing weakness.
Squats suck but pain is candy!

100 burpees you say? Pain is candy!
by Jeremy Hardcore August 19, 2016
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