dale cloud

a real child preadtor and just stares at the thick girls ass
if you want to meet his email is dale.cloud @ lebanonct.org

dale cloud danger if you see him run

by pxscii February 5, 2020

all day cloud

A day when absolutely nothing can get you down!

Big Bro was on an all day cloud after his wallet was returned to him!

by spitzomcfly September 15, 2010

rom com clown car

A sub genre of romantic comedy (rom com) in which an absurd number of A-B list actors are cast. Ostensibly, this allows for "intertwining" plot lines, but is clearly designed to maximize revenue by appealing to all conceivable demographics.

"Valentine's Day" is a rom com clown car, starring everyone who has ever lived.

by pierreboulez April 28, 2011

slut o'clock

Starting from the stroke of midnight, an hour from where a girl (or guy) can be as sexually promiscuous as they desire without judgement of their actions being cast

Girl: what time is it?

Guy1: *looking at watch* it's slut o'clock!

Girl: sweet, time to go get me schlongs o'plenty!

Guy2: woah, what a skank!

Guy1: hey, retract that comment kind sir! For if one had looked at their watch they would see that it is midnight and thus slut o'clock!

Guy2: I do apologise, go about your business fair maiden and good day to you sir!

by davhol June 10, 2012

fap o'clock

The time of night where a male cannot sleep until he masturbates. This time will last until he successfully masturbates.

"Man, I've been lying in bed for hours and still can't sleep, must be fap o'clock"

by Reptilious July 3, 2012

Sketch O' Clock

The time during the wee hours of the morning beginning at the first sign of light and ending as soon as the sun breaks the horizon. In relation to staying up all night, as this is the time in which most people realize they are looking sketchy and sleep deprived. Nothing fit for society comes from this time in circumstance. You have had your fun now go to bed.

"Thank God I got home before Sketch O' Clock, my neighbors might start judging me..."

"I went to this awesome party last week! We kept it raging way past Sketch O' Clock!"

by Hysterika Zahmer March 26, 2013

cock block o'clock

That moment when someone or something prevents you getting laid.

We better hurry up and fuck! My roommate is due home soon and it will be cock block o'clock.

by Loke E. Coyote August 25, 2013