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brochure

brochure: When a bro tells fellow bro hes forsure
bro 1: "bro, your for sure."
bro 2: "brochure bra."
by brosaurusrex@brosiden.net August 10, 2010
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Brockport

where the dirty birds roam
I went to Brockport to walk around like a complete fuck maniac.
by AllisonIsGay. December 31, 2011
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Brocuz

A totally gangstah word, like soli, used for your homies, yu kno, like brother from another mother, cuz hu aint evn ur cuz etc. basically just paying out all the guys at my school that think they're fob
Not even ow brocuz. (no brother homie)
by Word G-Mon October 9, 2006
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brockway

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet and you would want to fuck the shit outta her, she isn't a whore like other women, and she is loyal as hell.
Damn last night I fucked brockway.
by ARAM420 March 8, 2016
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lap brocolli

female genitalia (see moose-knuckle or camel toe) and surrounding decor ranging from stubble to full blown house plant.
He munched her lap brocolli while she moaned ecstatically.
by Teri DelVecchio September 16, 2003
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brocrastination

putting off a pre-planned bro's night out to hand out with a girlfriend, wife, etc.
Phone Conversation:

Bro #1 : Hey, we're coming to pick you up, remember it's our best friend Dan's birthday and The Wu-Tang Clan are playing tonight! We also got a giftcard for free shots for life from our favorite bar!

Bro #2 : Sorry man, I think I'm gonna just have a quiet night with the wife...

Bro #1 : That's straight up brocrastination man, not cool!
by toafuckingdogpound January 9, 2010
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jizz broccolli

the difficult art of a male perming his ballfro and ejaculating into a womens mouth. the women then spits the jizz onto the ballfro and gently scrubs it in. the couple then waits until the semen has hardened and proceed to shave the white ballfro, dye it green and eat it for dinner.
CAUTION: after eating this, the jizz broccolli takes years to digest, comparable to swallowing gum.
"Wow, that jizz broccolli i harvested last night was worth the wait!"
by cumbucket supreme December 21, 2009
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