Brian’s Law

Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.

“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere”

“Yeah, Brian’s Law”

by brianl May 3, 2024

Brian

the worst person you will ever meet. Likes shitty music like lucki and is over all a gross person. looks like pinnochio from shrek mixed with bbl drake. brian is bad.

“hey do you see that dude?”
“yeah hes such a brian”

by willywonkasbudussyhair March 3, 2022

brian

enticing

the proposition was very brian to me

by ed wards October 2, 2021

Brian

The act of being forgetful and being a big sohai

That guy is such a Brian

by Dmex August 5, 2018

brian

the most amazing and fun person you will ever meet, he's the guy who looks quiet and shy but once you start talking he'll never let you get bored. he's good with anything in the water so he's basically a squid. his sense if humor will make u laugh more than ever and you'll find yourself slowly becoming the bestest of friends with him. overall he's a good dude with an amazing personality. cant forget he's got a better bod than all ur other friends :)

example :
omg brian is so cool

yeaa he got into stanford with a scholarship because of his swimming skills.

by squidyqueen July 16, 2021

Brian Wilson-ed

The action at which someone screws you over on purpose out of pure jealousy and anger

Guy number 1: *Catches the biggest fish of the trip

Guy number 2: Here let me net it for you *Purposely Knocks the fish of the hook and looses your fish*

Guy number 1: You just Brian Wilson-ed me!

by Not A Hill July 24, 2018

max brian stevens

A very strong and hunky sexy dude who is very smart and gets all the lady’s and is very independent

damn is that max brian stevens he gets all the pussy

by brody628387283 March 18, 2024