Lumber Jack Breakfast

When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.

Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.

Lumber Jack Breakfast by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008

Wog's breakfast 

A complete mess - or an unappetizing meal (especially foreign food).

My work station is a like a wog's breakfast. I had better tidy it up.

I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.

Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.

Wog's breakfast by Craig in the Hat March 14, 2010

Arsehole to breakfast time 

In today's language this translates as 24/7

The lads worked their bollocks off from arsehole to breakfast time to get it completed

Arsehole to breakfast time by Properkhunt October 14, 2016

Szymon’s special breakfast 

Originating from London’s trendy East End in 2019. When you wake with breakfast in bed, and the breakfast consists of really thick lines of cocaine you snort early in the morning.

“Do you want Szymon’s special breakfast?” -Sure, that’ll wake me up!-

Szymon’s special breakfast by Chemist92 February 27, 2020

portuguese breakfast

Can be used in both gay and straight sex. Beat two eggs in a bowl, mix in cheese and anything u would like. Now while haveing anal sex, pour the egg mixture into the anus and continue fucking untill u blow u load inside. Now let all of the stuff drip out into a bowl, mix, cook and eat.

John just gave Bobak a portuguese breakfast while Kevin don watched. Then kevin brown ate and enjoyed the omlet

portuguese breakfast by omfg1337 September 24, 2008

Better Breakfast

(1) A raw, uncontrollable force so sexually attractive that it defies all explanation and reasoning.

Not even Walshy can resist the sexual powers of Better Breakfast.

Better Breakfast by [-Baker-] February 10, 2004

Summer Breakfast 

In the summer, when you wake up from 10-11 a.m. go eat breakfast with a group of two or more at noon, then et lunch at 4 p.m.

(Simon and Julian wake up at 11a.m. on July 8th)
Simon: Dude, I'm starved
Julian: Same, let's bike to dunkin donuts
Simon: Dude let's go later I wanna watch tv
Julian: Summer breakfast
Sent from my iPod

Summer Breakfast by sdangelstein February 24, 2010