the bobbie

A thumb in the bum.

"Ever since I introduced him to the bobbie, he's been coming back to my place every Sunday."

by ozan95 May 7, 2018

jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back

We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.

by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018

steven bobbett

The only living creature you can actually hear getting fatter. Shaped like an upside down eight with molester eyes. Self proclaimed cock sucking champion of the world. Lowest form of multicellular organisms incapable of having an original idea. A dipshit.

Steven bobbett does one good thing and that's sick dicks.

by RoosterKog June 8, 2018

world babble

the world studying about foreign neighbors even though the world shares transportation times for all people.

The world babble made every country think about a military conflict.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

boy babble

Noun 'boi 'bab-uhl Life is so exhilarating — there's so much to talk about! Some young guys don't know when to quit. Anytime, any situation, almost giddy about becoming an adult, learning stuff, showin' it off. A conversation-dominator who all seldom asks somebody else's opinion. Their chatter batteries could power a Tesla for a month. Sadly, it's a thing. Wears down, hopefully off with age.

{After a 10 minute oration, finally...
Boy: Oh! and wait till you hear about my flight home."
Adult 1: Gotta go.

Turns to Adult 2}
Adult 1: Boy babble.
Exits camera left
Boy: Took forever just to get to the airport... (etc. ad nauseum)

by rethinker December 23, 2019

Boomer babble

When a boomer begins to rant in poorly researched QAnon conspiracies and right leaning Russian disinformation for their confirmation bias which boiled down is sexist or racist ideology they refuse to acknowledge.

Usually as nonsensical as a baby’s babble.

Me: Man, did you just hear all that boomer babble coming from that old lady. Sounds like someone only gets their info from Facebook groups and memes.

Friend: yeah, the same boomers who used to say don’t believe on what you see on the internet are now the biggest perpetrators of their own unheeded advice.

by Ronin-Cory October 16, 2020

Jamacian Bobsled

The act of putting toilet paper in the water before taking a dump, so there won't be skid marks after flushing.

If you don't want them to know you dumped in there, just do a Jamacian Bobsled and light a match.

by 71770 November 21, 2020