boarsh't

The polite way to spell Boar Shit, which refers literally to a male pig turd, ans is correctly pronounced "borscht".

His actions prove he is naught but a piece of boarsh't.

by rimbermuj May 19, 2018

Boardman

Surname from the Old English name for a carpenter.

Boardman means carpenter.

by BOB PRODUCTIONS!! May 22, 2018

Board

A flat chested girl.

That girl is the flattest board I’ve ever seen

by Keechrmre June 4, 2018

boardroom suggestion

A meme where what we can assume the manager is asking everybody what they should do about a topic, the first 2 people say things that are normally hated by the community and the last person says something the community would like but he gets thrown out the window by the boss instead

Boss: Alright team if we want the wii u to be a succesful entertainment platform, we need to include key features
Man Worker: Tv compadibilty
Women Worker: Netflix
Final Worker: Dvd Playback
*Final Worker thrown out the boardroom suggestion*

by Cobja March 11, 2018

Boardman

Boardman is often associated with people in society who like to take control and use their power despite their petitness and femininity. It is very common that a Boardman will run away to build his own base whilst playing squads on fortnite whilst muttering to himself “squad south-east, their accuracy is sh*t” and then 5 seconds later will be asking for a medkit from you. A Boardman has awful tactics of building pointless sh*t and making it known to every player on the map where he is - whilst claiming he is the best player because he plays on Brazilian servers. Consequently, a Boardman likes to sit in his room all day, fingering his bumhole with a blue pump shotgun and shouting “Victory Royale!”

Look at the size of that boardman

by 14Joeyyy14 July 16, 2018

Board smash

To break ur keyboard (usually due to raging, key mashing, or ur keyboard doesn’t work maybe)

Person: “Hey you’ve seen Mark?”
Friend: “Yeah he board smashing”
Mark (in the distance): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018

board

Slang way of being READY or AINT PLAYING ! (mostly used when talkin bout fights/fighting)

“Bitch when I see you we on board frfr”

by Anonymous 😂😂 March 15, 2019