boathouse doobie

having a joint ontop of a boathouse or somewhere random where nobody can bother you.
usually said in the evening

matt: hey henri fancy going for a boathouse doobie
henri: yer but adams been there all nite

by homebrewed July 16, 2009

Boat Head

The act of an individual giving oral sex to a man while he drives his boat gracefully through the open sea. This is especially good because the waves help the person performing the oral sex maintain a steady up and down motion without even moving.

Kristin gave her boyfriend Mike boat head on a nice sunny afternoon

by TRN123 June 4, 2014

boatsex

The art of shoving your wooden plank into her elegant transom and lathering her vessel with a coat of milky sweet varnish.

"I docked my dinghy bow first into her beautiful deep boat slip last night, nothing like a great night of boatsex, Jim"

by hydrostaticlubricator May 16, 2016

Boam

A 20 to 10 ft rock hard cock, that’s huge, veiny, and pulsates

I will BOAM your mom

by Jortega February 22, 2022

Message board whore

A person (usually a female or a flaming male) that persists on commenting on every single poster that is currently logged in. This person typically has excellent typing skills, chugs coffee or energy drinks, pretends to have a life outside the cyberworld and acts as a politically correct person. There is no way of getting away from these types of people while logged in as they silently lurk, watching you post and then strike at the most oppurtune moment to break you down. Message board whores ramble on constantly and make pages of the message boards fly by worse than a slot machine.

Jim: Hi all! How's everyone doing today?

cloggergirl: Hi Jim! I'll bet you been a naughty boy after what I read last night. I just got done planting my tulips hee hee. Have you seen Honey1234? She and I are best pals! What's for dinner tonight? Oh my I'll BRB. Okay I'm back. Oh phone call! Okay back. Are you still here? Hello? ggghhh!

Jim: Fuck you silly bitch! Message board whore

cloggergirl: WAHHHHHHHHHH! What did I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Mrs Patooty June 9, 2009

U-Boat Butterbrot

German submarine sandwich. Consists of German salami, onions, sauerkraut, pickles, pickled herring, and german mustard (senf), piled onto a loaf of light rye bread.

Hedley had a choice to make. Did he want the regular Italian sub or did he want to risk the U-boat Butterbrot, which like its submarine namesake held the smell of danger about it.

by steeplejack November 5, 2010

ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2013