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Skibidi Blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blowjob and/or blumpkin from someone who’s whole body (excluding head) is inside of a toilet
Dude that skibidi blumpkin I got the other day from Justin was fucking awesome!

Spicy Blumpkin 

Where the man takes many laxatives and shit in her mouth. Now as you are letting out the rest of the shit on the toilet she keeps the shit in her mouth and gives you a traditional blowjob on the toilet.
The wife wanted to try something new so I have her the Ole’ Spicy Blumpkin
Spicy Blumpkin by anonymous July 22, 2024

Spooky Blumpkin

Its exactly the same as a regular blumpkin except just as your about to finish someone scares the shit out of you.
If you are enjoy feeling scared, relieved and good all at the same time give a spooky blumpkin a try.
Spooky Blumpkin by Hootiemike August 2, 2024

Chumpidy Blumpkin 

An extremely large or obese man that reeks of human feces, alcohol, and cigarettes.
Person 1: Have you seen Gabe recently? He's turning into a real Chumpidy Blumpkin.
Person 2: I haven't seen him, but I've smelled him!

Praire Blumpkin 

When your blowing your homie, and during the climax, the blower throws an egg in the face of the blowee, who is simultaneously pooping.

Often used as act to demonstrate extreme coordination and devotion to your truest of homies in the face of an adversary.
Brandon and Cody haven't left eachother sides sense BUDs, I heard Brandon gave Cody a Praire Blumpkin.
Praire Blumpkin by Dys_vet October 22, 2024

Prairie Blumpkin 

When your homie is blowing you and throws an egg in your face.
Did you see Nick giving Richard a prairie blumpkin the other day?
Prairie Blumpkin by Chaka2A October 22, 2024