Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.

by DPMistress April 11, 2015

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Batty flap

Batty means bum and flap usually means the cheeks. Its an urban British slang and for some strange reason others have gotten a different meaning of it. Like how the word faggot which is actually a name for a type of food some how got converted into a nasty insult towards homosexuals by people. Usually it is just used because its funny and more polite than saying arse cheeks.

I will shove that up your batty in a minute. Explanation: I will shove that up your ass - Used when somebody is annoying you with something.
My batty flaps are flapping because I just farted. Explanation: My bum cheeks are shaking from my farting.

by Flapping Batty January 24, 2016

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Batty Finger

An action in which the index finger (on either the left or right hand) is discreetly inserted into the rectum (batty *as the Jamaicans call the rectum*).

Jax and Blade were making out in the car, when Jax slipped Blade a quick batty finger.

by Ergh69 September 13, 2016

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Battysnooter

When you have just come hard and you shout battySnooter this is when the female should roll onto her back and suck the balls until there are hickeys on his nuts

I just battysnooter now it's your turn

by The king of pussy December 25, 2016

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Batty crease lips

Batty crease lips are dem lips that are dried up. The crusty lips that look like tiger bread. No one wants go near them because they look like a pensioners batty.

James says to Jordan;
Oi jord you got dem batty crease lips man. Get some vasoline on dat shit.

by Battyshit June 22, 2017

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