Egg Beater

A person who excessively masterbates.

Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.

by paul March 14, 2004

beasted

to get tossed into a row of lockers.

"damn Medrano, Montoya beasted your ass!"

by gost December 2, 2007

Baste The Brisket

: to be home alone for the holidays

"Ras chose to baste the brisket this New Years instead of attending the party."

by KTM_Rider December 31, 2011

off the beaten path

swizneet

nigga, dat humma is off the beaten path

by jon bon jovster April 29, 2003

bestest

A farse, people use to try to trump "the best" but doesnt work
It's all really just a load of crap, you cant get better than BEST.

"Dude team best sucks, im team bestest"

"Your a fucking idiot."

by stephanopolis April 18, 2006

byzantine beater

The act of first taking a massive shit into the girls mouth and making her keep it in there while you absolutley pound her in the ass with your cock. If the shit fails to stay in her mouth, you stop fucking her and punch her in the face and shit in her mouth again. she must last at least 5 minutes with the "chocolate" in her mouth.

"Damn todd, last night i broke tiffany's nose while giving her a byzantine beater."

by jim pailer November 20, 2007

basted

to fart on somebody, usually in the face

I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.

by fugnug January 5, 2009