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beat up jill

To masturbate. Comes from beat it up, which means to have sex, and jill, which means your hand.
Gina: "Damn I'm a total badass. I've never lost a fight."
Kim: "Bullshit. When the last time you kicked someone's ass."
Gina: "Well I beat up jill just yesterday behind the gym after math class."
Kim: "Whoa, too much information."
by Nick D January 31, 2004
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beat

1. When a bowl of pot is spent, or contains to more hits, when it is gray and ashy.
2. To describe a situation, object, action or person.
3. An overused term by teens in Williamsville.
This bowl is beat, lets pack another.
He robbed you? Thats beat yo.
This party is beat, lets go chill elsewhere.
Ashley is so beat, no one likes her.
by a p3rson June 26, 2007
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beat the dead horse

An instance in which the "beater" of the horse will continue to try and make amusing comments until either
A.) Somebody makes a "pity laugh" (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
B.) Everyone leaves.

This is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.
The perfect example of beat the dead horse.

MD: "Yo wassup homeslice! I was just chillin like a felon up in hurr."
OM: "Oh, awesome."
MD: "Word it was so tite and of the hizzle son! Shit!"
AS: "umm cool"
MD: "Damn staraight Gangsta. I'z with all ma peeps."
JK: "thats great..."
MD: "You know what else is great? My dick!" (MD laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
WH: "shut the hell up mark youre not funny"
JB: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Neeeiiigh!!"
MD: "Peace out haters"
by Will Hinshaw, Joe Kovach March 22, 2008
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beating the meat

What males should probably never do without lotion.
I walked in on the fool beating the meat dry. Damn, I hope he ain't start no fire....
by None Of Ya Damn Bid-ness April 18, 2008
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Beat The Breaks Off Your Ass

1. Keep talking that shit homie and I'll beat the breaks off your ass.

2. Girl, lets go back to my crib, so I can get beat the breaks off your ass.
by drew251 February 21, 2009
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Beat Biter

A beat biter is a person who copy your phrases or anything like that. Okay a beat biter is some one who takes the shit that you have created or that you have begun to use, whether it be phrases or favorite food or whatever.
Nick: Oh WOW
Amanda: Oh WOW you are a damn beat biter shit taking my shit I have been using wow since forever.
Nick: I ain't beat biting woman that's just my new phrase
Amanda: Yeah your new phrase that you got from ME!
by Faith A March 20, 2006
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beating my meat

by Jason Lazzy January 6, 2017
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