Boner snitch 

The person that reports your boner to a teacher, officials, authority figure etc.

Krystle told her teacher that Rainier was trying to hide his boner, after bumping into her in P.E class. So he called her a boner snitch.

Boner snitch by Shengnu4u September 8, 2019

Boner hours 

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).

These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.

Boner hours by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020

Boner Gram 

The act of sharing a hot girl's or hot guy's IG profile to someone.

Yo man! Thanks for sending me that Boner Gram!

Boner Gram by MDubyaC June 3, 2020

Boner Deal 

Reaching arousal through a business transaction.

Donald Trump commuting sentences lets him achieve boner deals.

Boner Deal by BLACKSWAN July 12, 2020

Boner City 

When you're horny and ready to fuck, you're in Boner City.

"If she keeps dancing like that, I'm gonna head straight for Boner City"

Boner City by Jerrz03 September 12, 2020

Boner Fumes

When a male gets such an intense erection, that his dick crack opens up slightly, from which the sour, bleach smell of his pre-ejaculate can be nasally detected

“Craig (roommate), either turn off the porn or put a thumb on your dick-hole, cause this apartment is lousy with Boner Fumes”

Boner Fumes by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Boner Storage

A place where a man parks his penis for an extended period of time.

I’ve been with my current boner storage for a few years and I am considering proposing.

What are the rates on your boner storage?

Boner Storage by Transfender April 8, 2021