camping bastard

one involved in camping, particularly one who believs it to be a "legitimate battlefeild tactic."

"Oh you camping bastard!"
"Its totally legit! Fuck you cockbite!"

by ripper44872 June 3, 2006

bitch bastard

A female dog that does not have a father.

Poor bitch bastard - Muffy never knew her father he was too busy breeding.

by jksurfer February 5, 2009

Bastantalope

1.) Cantelope without a father.
2.) Antelope without a father

1.) After Dave, a cantalope, ripened he fell to the ground. Afterwords the farmer cut down his tree making Dave a Bastantalope
2.) Sam the antelope was born out of wedlock, after his birth his father split and Sam became a Bastantalope.

by scott anderson January 5, 2004

Cock Monkey Bastard

1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.

1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.

by ClaytonMoore March 12, 2003

beastality

to force intercourse with an animal without it willing joining in.

I caught loon molesting that goat

by f0gg0 June 17, 2003

bastarda

A female chap that talks a lot of shit.

Hey homie, did that bastarda hit you up or what?

by ese malo trip September 24, 2008

bunch of bastards

A series of knots and tangles commonly found in the anchor cable of a ship, which can cause problems when heaving-up or letting-go. From old English naval terminology.

"Get that bunch of bastards out of the cable locker"

by Mr Beans April 22, 2008