artistic

mildly retarded

Our neighbor is kind of retarded, you know artistic

by wendell young July 1, 2008

Artica

A place that is near Antarctica in our minds. This is not a real place. We made it up with our friends. It is the exact opposite of Antarctica.

I'd smash Artica in a heartbeat. It's hot.

by A person who creates random wo October 9, 2018

Starving Bullshit Artist

An individual who takes part in some sort of artistic endeavor and according to themselves lives an "artists life" but in reality has no discipline to develop their "art" any further than what it is currently and instead invents ways to manipulate their friends, coworkers, and family in order to maintain their despicably hedonistic lifestyle at the expense, chagrin, and demise of themselves, those around him or her, and society at large. And what's worse is that they are able to attract people's attention by any number of sense impressions and reduce almost any experience to empty hedonism while keeping this emptiness veiled by pushing yet another form of pleasurable experience.

They are "starving" because they crave the same things they push on to others, but their cravings prevent them from doing anything truly valuable for themselves or others. They are "bullshit artists" because they offer little that is truly valuable but only maintains their own hedonism and emptiness and encourages the same in others.

The craft beer industry is full of starving bullshit artists. People who have no true talent and offer nothing intrinsically valuable.

by donotsufferkundabuffer February 6, 2018

carpe articulum

Latin for Seize The Moment

When the opportunity came up he ran with it crying out "Carpe Articulum!"

by LMorris January 26, 2009

starving artist

The act of calling out your own name when achieving orgasm during masturbation.

After a Starving Artist in the bathroom, Casey wrote more poetry about the immolation of his acrid soul.

by aggrobot October 18, 2006

artificial insemination

procreation without recreation.

betty could not be impregnated through sexual intercourse (no matter how much fun she had trying), so she was artificially inseminated in order to have a baby.

by beckym August 21, 2003

artificially busy

The state of modern life, when you are always doing but accomplishing little of importance

1)I'm artificially busy when I can't listen to the kids, talk to a friend, sit down for a coffee.
2)I'm artificially busy when my onlife status is always 'appear busy'!

by klever December 25, 2005