turkey spit

When you about to blow ya load on a hoe, have that hoe tug on on your balls and watch it shoot off like apollo 13.

When ya really really bored with doing missionary, tell your bitch, grab and get ready for a pearl shower Hoe says now that was a nice turkey spit gangsta Give that Bitch a Turkey Spit

by DGeatatJG February 28, 2008

Reverse Turkey

When you feast on a girl, then feed her your cock before stuffing it in her.

I gave my lady the reverse turkey last night.

by NillaNilla November 5, 2011

Full Turkey

A phrase for something/someone thats completely awesome. Often used to describe a funny event, song, or delicious snack.

That high five was full turkey!

by fullturkey April 2, 2009

turkey ball

A game of football you play on or the day after thanksgiving

Hey kevin me and the guys are gona play a game of turkey ball tomorrow morning, wanna come?

by footballa2gjdjdjd May 1, 2010

Turkey Shot

Typically during Thanksgiving, take a shot of tequila followed by a shot of Turkey fat and immediately go

"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out

Brother: Dude, do the turkey shot bet u wont lmao

Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!

by Jerkmyturkey November 11, 2019

Turkey Turner

Profession: The poor soul that stares at turkey butts all day while he/she roasts them over an open flame.

How much do you make as a turkey turner?

Not much.
Not much at all.

by TasteyTown February 5, 2010

turkey heart

Clasping of the testicles in the hole made by touching the index finger to the thumb. The scrotum is stretched across the testicles and lays on the side of the hand; by gently squeezing the finger and thumb closer together it appears if the "heart" is beating.

After his seventh tequila shot, Chad stood up and showed everyone at the party his turkey heart.

by Baliho December 31, 2009