Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?
Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...
Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...
by Czechmatedude September 13, 2011
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by Carter Way November 29, 2010
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Guy: No I am not...What does that even mean?
Girl: A religious f*ck boy who doesn't even f*ck
Guy: No I am not...What does that even mean?
Girl: A religious f*ck boy who doesn't even f*ck
by Inward Spiral June 19, 2016
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usually found with other Hispanics or small bearded Italian boy
cannot be tied down, must be free to wander
make sure u feed your christian fresh pineapples on the daily :)
** christian diaz runs on 20 oz cans of ice cold red bull **
usually found with other Hispanics or small bearded Italian boy
cannot be tied down, must be free to wander
make sure u feed your christian fresh pineapples on the daily :)
** christian diaz runs on 20 oz cans of ice cold red bull **
by shembulock123 November 2, 2017
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by NatAttack23 July 13, 2017
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2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)
Me: Hey so this one guy asked me out.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.
by Lyerrrrr July 4, 2018
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