The product of when some ignorant, over-confident fuckface writes in a hundred lines what you could write in a simple switch statement. This will undoubtedly include unneeded procedures and/or functions, unnecessary global variables, and unnecessarily abstracted include files. The purpose is to stroke the already inflated ego of said limp-dick programmer. And the result is that after management gets a clue and fires this jackass, you become the poor bastard who has to debug this pile of shit when it inevitably breaks down.
Security guard: What are you still doing here. It's seven o'clock. Shouldn't you be at home with your wife?
poor bastard: I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck Hank was trying to accomplish in this spaghetti code.
poor bastard: I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck Hank was trying to accomplish in this spaghetti code.
by Mark VZ December 13, 2006
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The formerly unwritten rule that you don't date, hit on, hook up with or do your friend's ex boyfriends/girlfriends...
CiCi: Did you know that Bee hooked up with P's ex last night?
Lulu: WTF? That completely violates friend code.
Lulu: WTF? That completely violates friend code.
by WoobieGee October 7, 2008
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When a girl is not giving it up easily, you do a series of events/tricks/moves that you know will put her in the mood for sure.
by mcdoug June 21, 2010
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"You let her sleep over at your house last night? I don't give a fuck if nothing happened man, you broke the guy code."
by You're a jackass if you don't know the guy code. July 31, 2005
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I didn't want to go to that party with my best friend, but it was written in the damn best friend code so I had to!
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