Fluzheimer's

The condition in which a really nasty viral infection causes your mind and memory to shut down

William: I felt so sick this weekend, I didn't even check my calendar and I totally forgot about Kate's party.
Phil: Sounds like you just had a bad case of Fluzheimer's. Besides, Harry was there and he grossed everyone out.

by brainyuck October 22, 2011

fluoride stare

An expressionless yet slightly angered gaze given in malice or disgust by a large group of people, upon hearing of something the average person finds unbelievable or unsatisfactory, especially conspiracy theories. It is called the fluoride stare due to a popular conspiracy theory that the Government puts toxic fluoride in water to control the mass population.

I was into 20 minutes of flat earth and chill but then they gave me the fluoride stare

by Really_Racist_Man.com June 4, 2019

fluffy cat

Literally fluffy cat. Soft and cute. Its hairs are neither short nor long. Must have enough length. Also must be healthy.

Angelina is a cat lover. She has a fluffy cat. Her cat is as soft as cloud.

by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023

Social Fluttershy

The antonym of a social butterfly. A person who, due to unholy amounts of shyness, is unable to hold a conversation with someone he or she does not know well.

Kevin: The date went pretty well. If you consider we hardly talked at all and mostly stared at the food in front of us.

Michael: Come on, man! You need to be bold to get a chick!

Kevin: But Mike, you know how much of a Social Fluttershy I am!

by Just_Your_Average_Psychopath July 10, 2012

It's so fluffy

the BEST line from the 2010 movie Despicable Me, and an internet sensation

Agnes: Look at the fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy I'm gonna die! ... It's so fluffy!!!"

by AmericanJRK August 10, 2010

Fluff

Cute things in a relationship such as cuddles and kisses, not sexual.

"What happened last night"
"Nothing much just some fluff"

by fluffyflufffluff September 23, 2017

flumoniagitis

This is a combination of Influenza and Pneumonia that results in a case of Laryngitis. Worse than Flumonia because it lasts for weeks sometimes months.

After having Flumonia I wound up losing my voice for weeks from all the coughing and hacking. This is now known as flumoniagitis.

by Mrenigma1122 December 19, 2009