Sex

Shit+Excitement-hit-citement=Sex

I just had sex (shit plus excitement minus hit minus citement) with ur mom.

by Disinteresed Bullshit April 19, 2023

sex

the slapping of two naked bodies together. it's kinda gross.

Joe: "DUDE I JUST HAD SEX LAST NIGHT OMGGGGGG IT WAS THE BEST EVERRR!!!!!"
James: "Uh huh."
Joe: "You're not even listeningggg to meeeeeeeeeeee~"
James: "Well Joe it's just that you are one out of millions who think they had mind-blowing sex, when in reality it was just sex. You're not special.

by yodeleheehoo your mother April 18, 2022

Blackout sex

Sex (most of the time drunken sex) you have no memory of. You draw a complete blank who you were last night until you face them in the morning.

For futher reference see : american pie beta house

Jacob (calling on a cell in a girls bed): dude i had total blackout sex last night with a total hottie. I think"

2 second later a very overly muscular woman came in the room carrying breakfast to his shock

by Theamazinggeek April 17, 2018

treesh sex

Treesh sex is when no oral sex is involved & it’s straight down to business or oral sex is only given by one partner

all we do is have TREESH SEX

by rabgafbanbbbhfsfsomashctpt April 1, 2019

angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex

Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

Sex

I know what you want :)

Jordan arrived home from work. He had gotten off a shift at the McDonald’s, and was anticipating the hot sex about to happen. Michelle looked up from the tv as he walked through the door. “Hey baby…” she said, and it was clear she was drunk. He took his chance. He picked her up, bridal-style, and carried her to the bedroom. He slowly undressed her first. She smirked, “You can’t wait.. Can you?” Jordan shook his head. Under her clothes, she was wearing a lacy bra and thin underwear. He took his clothes off too. She leaned forward, putting her mouth around his dick. She licked the base of the cock, slowly descending down. She sucked the tip of his cock, and slid her mouth up and down. He moaned, feeling the cum coming. He ejaculated, the cum spraying her face. “Aw… You already cummed? We just got started..” She sexily spread her legs. He couldn’t hold back anymore. He began to lick her vagina. It didn’t take too long for him to find her g-spot. She moaned, “F-Faster baby! Don’t s-stop!” He slid his hard dick into her wet pussy. They both cummed into each other. Michelle moaned louder and louder. Jordan, got horny as fuck and thirsty for more, slid her on top of himself. She cummed for the third and final time, and they fell asleep.

by SexiestAssBitch January 26, 2022

Big sex

meant to be used instead of other words like: awesome, nice, cool, lit etc.

Example #1:
A: Have you seen the game last night ?
B: yes, that slam Dank by Kobe In the second half was big sex!

Example #2:
A: bro your jacket is big sex, where you got that from ?
B: thanks man, I got it off grailed.

by Bigsex666 December 1, 2021