national four loko day

May 25th is national four loko day. If you want to party with the demons, crack open a four loko to celebrate the day.

Harold shotguns 10 four lokos every National Four Loko Day.

by bobby tanktop May 25, 2022

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national voter registration day

The most beloved holiday at the tail end of the calendar year (don't Google that - just trust). Invented in 2012, National Voter Registration Day is the nation's largest nonpartisan civic holiday dedicated with almost killer cyborg levels of commitment to registering every eligible American to vote.

Taking place every September, these ballot box-obsessed desperadoes of democracy have registered over 4.5 million Americans to vote and that crazy look in their nonexistent eye say they aren't slowing down anytime soon.

"It's September and I can't think of a single to do to show my obsessive love for American democracy."

"Haveeee you heard about National Voter Registration Day?"

by Publius_real November 23, 2021

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National Boss Day

October 16, is National Boss Day, the one day out the year where you call the shots and Boss Up, where you mature in all areas in life, And continue to make Bigger Boss Moves! A celebration for every person who is the CEO or Boss of their life !

Happy National Boss Day, Now Go Boss up!

by Jimmie2Tymes October 16, 2019

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