funny faced

the state of being so inebriated that everything seems funny as shit

During the day: Jim- Hey mike, what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Mike- A lickolotopus dude, thats such an old joke
That night after comsuming large amounts of grandpa's old cough medicine: Jim- Hey, hey mike, g-guess what you call a dinosaur lesbian?
Mike- What dude?!?!
Jim: A fucking lickolotopus dude!!!!
Both:hahahahahahahahhahaha
Random Guy observing situation: They're so funny faced right now...

by ll cool j X September 23, 2009

broccoli face

a person that is being very annoying and ridiculous and you want to kill them

whenever you want to kill someone, call them a broccoli face
it makes you feel much better, trust a person of experience

by UncleMonty_01 February 25, 2023

Fuck face

Eliza

“Shes a fuck face”

“Yeah dude she’s Eliza “

by Low key on the low hollie October 27, 2019

my face: 🪑

It’s a common comment found on tiktok that people comment when someone has a big ass. They are saying that the persons ass is big and they want them to sit on their face.

*video of someone with a big ass*
comment: my face: 🪑

by r@nd0mus3r January 30, 2024

crescent moon face

Adj. Describing an emo with a flip of hair, usually colored an inky black, obscuring his or hers' face (usually one eye).

Phil: Hey Jimbob, why are there all those crescent moon faces hanging around that store?
Jimbob: There must be some sale on razers, eyeliner...or something.

by Itsarealdisease December 1, 2010

Plumbers Face

Cat call that you use when you see a girl in the mall that you’d like to pipe down.

That Rachel girl has a plumbers face.

by Fact speeker May 1, 2021

Fresh Face Fetish

Fresh Face Fetish refers to a sexual attraction to adults who are clearly new to sex — inexperienced, unsure of themselves, maybe even a little nervous or awkward. It’s not about age or looks, but about the energy of someone who doesn’t yet know what they’re doing and is still figuring it all out. The appeal lies in their hesitation, curiosity, and the raw, unpolished way they approach intimacy. There's something deeply arousing about being part of someone's very first steps — watching them stumble, blush, or ask if they’re doing it right — all while they slowly open up and grow more confident.

I have a huge fresh face fetish — there's just something incredibly hot about a grown man who's nervous, doesn't quite know what he's doing, and is just starting to explore sex for the first time.

by plzenskybizar May 10, 2025