Dog critical mass

Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.

My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!

by FortunatelyIamhere January 27, 2021

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dog walk

to let a strong masculine man put a leash on you and destroy your anal cavity

“i’m gonna dog walk him until the sun comes up”

by mmmyess October 3, 2019

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dollar dog

A citizen of the United States of America.

He's a typical dollar dog - a total bullshitter without an off-switch.

by Dave Scratter January 11, 2025

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Dog's bollocks

The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus

Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks

by Nintendrew November 14, 2022

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A mysterious entity existing for countless millennia. First depicted as the Egyptian god Anubis, the Mad Dog has been mentioned in countless texts from around the globe spanning centuries. He is described as having almost god like powers. It is unknown if the Mad Dog is still among us but it is speculated in recent years he will bring upon the end of the world.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Mad Dog?

Person 2: You mean the god like figure?

Person 1: Yarp.

by KryptTombtroll March 14, 2021

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