Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

cashew cock

Cashew cock is when someone has a small knobbly penis that is bitter to the taste.

Ahhhh did you hear heather said Wayne Firth has a cashew cock after they hooked up last night?

by Adzybayor August 18, 2020

Milk cock

its just massive there is really nothing to not know about this one

there really isnt an example for milk cock its just massive

by BigMens August 18, 2020

Cock Knock

Knocking someone out then proceeding to suck them off.

John: someone attack me yesterday.
Juan: You all right?
John: yeah, i Cock Knocked the guy.

by Πσεθδονυμ August 20, 2020

Cock jacker

One (male) who in conversation with a fellow, workmate etc is inclined to grab the other guy's crotch suddenly and without warning. The object is ostensibly to put the victim ill at ease and in a state of embarrassment. However, one wonders if it's simply an excuse to grab other mens' genitals.

Tony: I hate talking to Mike. I'm in the middle of a sentence and he just grabs my dick every time
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth June 3, 2020

Cock

1) The best goddamn thing in the world. If I could I would ride one all day!

The best thing ever is a cock in my pussy!

by SassySexGirl101 June 4, 2020

Cock

Another way of saying nice Lamborghini

Not a pepe

I like that cock

by themainmannnnnn June 4, 2020