Dog in a Hayfield

Lost or confused

"This test is so hard. I feel like a dog in a hayfield"

by Timoty_Dexter June 15, 2022

funky dog

An imaginary dog soooo funky

The funky dog swims in the peptobismol

by vezinama January 17, 2017

Dog

Dog.. DOG..! woof woof! bark bark!

oml shut the fuck up fatass bitch. yes it is god backwards but it could be a coincidence lol- get yo dumbass mouths off this website.

Dog.

by Chocolate Fish May 20, 2021

bought the dog

Doing a girl doggie style and she is totally into it.

Oh my god I was totally balls deep in this chick last night and she bought the dog!

by Mjbox December 9, 2017

dogs

a slang term for feet.

In 1913, a journalist for the New York Evening, by the name of “T.A. Dorgan”, was well known for rhyming slang, published the word 'dogs' as a citation for his feet. From that point forward the word 'dogs', has been used as slang for feet.

My dogs are cold.
Oh my goodness, I love this picture of your dogs!

by r3allyt1red September 22, 2022

dogging

Being a dog.

dog 1: Let's go dogging together!
dog 2: Sure woof!

by dogwof October 7, 2022

Slaw dog

The result of male masturbation, specifically in the shower, where the combination of water, soap/shampoo/conditioner and vigorous repetition of masturbatory movements results in a cole slaw like appearance on the penis.

David didn’t get any satisfaction from his wife so he ended his shower with a slaw dog.

by Khay January 4, 2021