Makeup Sex

Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.

Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker May 30, 2024

Sex

If anyone wanna have sex do it with ur mom or dad

A mom and dad sticks out there private and lick em sex

by Ur mom's pussy and dads dick May 22, 2022

sex crashout

doing smth outrageously sexual that you'll deeply regret later

WHAT THE HELL THAT IS A MASSIVE SEX CRASHOUT

by imgoinginsanelmao February 28, 2025

Sex with a nigga

When you have sex with a nigga

Omg, I just had sex with a nigga! Rofl XD RAWR

by LiXon October 28, 2017

fire alarm sex

Pumping to the rhythm of a fire alarm.

We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.

by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024

SEX

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!! SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSSEX

SEX

by cleaverrr April 7, 2024

Brain Sex

The act of two or more individuals engaging in erudite, intellectually stimulating conversation that causes an orgasm-like reaction which includes 'symptoms' such as a boost in serotonin/dopamine and makes the individual(s) happy and enthusiastic to converse more, physical reactions (e.g accelerated heart rate, flushed, shivering/shaking).

Brain sex examples: a conversation between a couple where they have enthusiastic philosophical ramblings

- Made by Mati and Lola<3

by cereal_0301 January 10, 2022