shit hole pounder

Someone who has anal sex. Someone who fucks asses
You like anal you shit hole pounder. I just shit hole pounded that bitch! You fag you just got your shit hole pounded on.
by diggitty March 4, 2011
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I shit you not

The expression means I am being honest.
john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not
by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005
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Beat the shit out of

It is commonly known that the in the minute an individual dies, any feces in the body will immediatley leave due to intens rectal relaxation, so when saying "I will beat the shit out you" you are suggesting that your beating will result in death and rectal discharge of fecal matter
"Put the bunny down, or i will beat the shit out of you"

"If you go near me with those bees, i will beat the shit out of you"
by Not Timothy Dalton December 2, 2013
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oh shit handle

The handle conveniently located above the window used to stabilize of oneself during turbulant driving. Can be found in most vehicles above passanger windows, and sometimes above the drivers' for extra convenience. Most often used in off-road environments, such as mudding, or auto-crossing.
Ian - "let's see if we can make it through this trench at 35 mph.."

Charlie - "OH SHIT" (reaches for handle and braces for impact)

Ian - "that was sick"

Charlie - "Thank god for the oh shit handle"
by Charlie Salev January 3, 2008
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Shit Wired Tight

SHIT WIRED TIGHT: adjective/noun

The highest state of organization and readiness. Not too be confused with NOT having your shit wired tight, the opposite of having your shit wired tight.
#1 Big Jay Cliburn showed up at the island a day early with a carton of Winston cigarettes, 10 cases of light beer from Milwaukee's Best (iced down), eggs, bacon, a Mapp gas torch, and a .45; that guy has his SHIT WIRED TIGHT (SWT) unlike his son aka JUNIOR aka SIMBA aka Littles.

#2 de Roode and Stallings showed up with all of their gear at the boat dock on time with beer iced down, tenderloins marinating and fishing gear rigged.
by Nick Duhe June 5, 2012
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Dog Shit Fart

A fart that is comparable to a fresh pile that a dog has just pushed out. Usually a fowel smell that has the potential to clear a large room of people. Not to be confused with a normal smelly fart. Dog shit farts make the farter want to itch his sphincter after release similar to a dog trying to wipe it's ass using the rug or carpet. This term is also known as a DSF.
"Mike had ruined my dinner because he had a dog shit fart in the kitchen"
by CPal21 September 14, 2011
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kill some shit

An activity or phenomena that many young males go out of their way to achieve in order to obtain emotional equilibrium and relieve either boredom or sadness. It is often achieved through the use of video games such as "Call of Duty" since the physical act of killing someone or something is often frowned upon. The act of "killing some shit" may also be used therapeutically.
He just got dumped, he must feel terrible. He should go and kill some shit that will make him feel better.
by donotdoit October 27, 2010
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