sex invertebra

I want to die please help. This isn't a meme this is a legit cry for help.

Her: You don't even do anything for our relationship. You just keep saying random shit

Him: Sex invertebra

by Vajvinder June 5, 2017

sex

What none of us will be getting.

We will not get sex.

by Why am i even doing this September 27, 2025

Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream

"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"

by SexDomMaster October 29, 2023

Sex sails

A sexual play on the saying ‘wind in my sails’.

Ernie paused to turn up the television volume, which really took the wind out of my sex sails.

by Snake Lovin’ Gurl January 18, 2018

Sex toy

When h have no fuck partner so u buy sex toy online

No I will not fuck my sex toy today

by WBAP December 14, 2021

Sex

Putting a dick (which is attached to Deez nuts) in a “women’s” (assuming they exist) vagina.

Bro I just had sex with a REAL WOMEN, who knew they were real

by Birdswag29 September 5, 2021

gas sex

Eating ass you the person eating burps while the other person farts

Uppi and I had amazing gas sex last nigh

by asliceofawesome September 12, 2017