Dirty Mauser

When you’re getting a blumpkin during an afterburner and finish SO HARD that it aftershocks out her nose and gets all over the toilet.

Bro I was so fuckin drunk and full of 7 layer burritos, she got a Dirty Mauser when we got home and LOVED IT!!!

by iPlowser July 15, 2020

Dirty Claudia

When a lesbian sends kiss emojis to the ex wife of her mom's neighbor

You did the Dirty Claudia again, didn't you?

Yes, but she blocked me

by HermanGerman0815 April 13, 2023

Dirty Oyster

When you have a chest infection, but still keen to give oral sex to your significant other. So you cough up a bit of green phlegm and spit it on them down under for a bit of extra lubrication.

Friend: "Hey, how have you been with this chest cold lately?"
"Yeah, good I gave my partner the Dirty Oyster last night."
Friend: "Oh that's nasty man."

by poida225005 November 28, 2021

Dirty Dani

The act of which you loose something great for something shitty.

Did you know that Paul pulled a dirty Dani ?

by Realglikelasagna March 12, 2023

Dirty Jef

To have unprotected sex whilst knowing that you have an STD and not telling your partner

Cletus: dude, i dirty jef'd this bird last night
Friend: oh yeh? you should really wear a helmet next time
Cletus: nah fuck it, bitch be itching for dayz

by nuttaaa August 26, 2018

dirty collin

when he busts inside of his s/o and then makes them finish him off.

last night me and Joe did a dirty collin and it was amazing

by L S M 2 April 15, 2020

dirty dongle

When every aspect of a person - from their toes to their accoutrements - is a complete disaster.

That girl is a straight-up dirty dongle.

by Noodnoodle February 14, 2017