Sex

Seriously.... you searched this up?!?! What are you like 12?

Just..... go masturbait or something instead

Sex is fun

by Maria Maria the April 29, 2021

Birthday sex

What I HOPE A NANCY DIDN'T GIVE MY MAN

I'm gonna give my mouth to Calendario on some birthday sex. Triple threat actually.

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

Anne Frank Sex Roulette

The act of having sex as quietly as possible where there is the risk of waking other people such as children, parents, Nazi's etc either in the same or adjoining rooms

Honey I just put the baby to sleep, can we partake in Anne Frank Sex Roulette, but seriously if you wake the baby I'll be pissed

by KirkleesKirsty June 16, 2025

Sex

Sex is something your parents did to have you. They forgot to use condoms and had you..... they really didn't want you

* Two humans having sex *
Person 1: That was such good sex
Person 2: Oh no honey the condom broke
Person 1: WE ARE GOING TO BE PARENTS!!!!
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Http...Salty January 26, 2022

Sex-perate

Sex desperate, so basically all college guys

He doesn't even like her......he's just sex-perate

by @collegelife March 9, 2017

Sexing

Having sex and doing it very well so your partner feels delighted

Boy 1-Oh yea! I love to have Sexing!
Girl 1-Well... that will make me delighted!
Boy 1-Lets do it!
(1 hour later)
Boy 2-Did you do sexing?
Boy 1-Yee! It was delightly delightful!
Girl 1-You can say that again! (blushes)

by MalGal123 October 17, 2018

Martin sex

Sexual intercourse with a man and a dog at the same time while playing uno and sucking at it

You need to try some martin sex

by Blackcockhomie January 14, 2021