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The Batts

A possible male, with the ears of an elephant, them things can hear an ant walk from a mile away no joke. Manages to interrupt everyone but get mad when people talk around him when he is talking to anyone. Loves to enforce rules but doesn't know what it means to follow rules. Rages at video games even though he has never been good at them, man just straight sucks at everything. Most likely lovers with The Dean, they always argue like a married couple. The Batts loves to be in power but cannot enforce anything, nobody can listen to someone so goofy looking. He looks like a sped with some big ass ears.
We love ourselves The Batts every once in a while.
by FlahPeanuts May 18, 2022
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Fungal Butt

When sweating and chafing occur in the ass crack and taint/balls creating intense itching from the fungus that has grown.
Jeremy: Are you ready to go out tonight and look for some ladies?

Adam: No, I have an intense case of Fungal Butt imaginable. I have itched it raw.

Jeremy: So you need to go see the doctor!

Adam: I have an appointment in the jungle with the fungal people.

Jeremy: Uh ok….
by Shall-R 76 May 21, 2022
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Eat Butt

a way to express a feeling of anger, resentment, or jealousy.
Tom: I got a 62 on the test, what bout you?
Rob: 92
Tom: Eat butt
by myownpseudonym May 25, 2022
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square butt

There’s rules to this shit, your a square butt you don’t have a clue!
by Goldy the factor June 14, 2022
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Indonesian butt pluck

When you perform anole sex then using your fingers to pick up the excess fecal matter then smearing it on her stomach.
After head she let do the indonesian butt pluck.
by Brodythepimp June 15, 2022
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Fleshy Butt Stick Surprise

Ramming your cock into someone’s anus with surprise
I snuck up on my friend and gave him a fleshy butt stick surprise
by PapaBoongTang June 15, 2022
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Portuguese Butt Dial

When a women (or man) squats over your face and “stamps” your face with their butthole.
Hey baby. You looking to get freaky? Looking for Canadian porch swing? Alabama hot pocket? Portuguese butt dial?
by Good-Boy June 17, 2022
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